Never put a seltzer next to the cooling vent of a laptop

I have gone to rehearsal and everybody is horrible.... we spent a long time getting yelled at and i know that nothing will change. Its process you see, we mess up, bob gets angry, we get yelled at, we shut up for about 2.345712 seconds and then we mess up all over. Now not to be full of myself or anything but when i say we... i mean everyone else because i have done basically nothin wrong but i cant tell other people to be quiet because then they will talk behind my back and call me a b#!$*, Yes bob preaches of a family and what do we get.... backstabbing, rude, disrespectful, selffish, whiny thiefs.... yes thats right people are stealing other peoples things now. Isnt that just great and to save drama club from being closed the school is now informed. A successful charming productive family has now turned into a rotting pit of mediocreness. So now to help me get over it i am ranting about it in my blog, eating synthetic american cheese by the slice and accidently missing my mouth with a can of the worst stuff i have a round.... cranberry lime seltzer.... thats right no soda.. seltzer. Im over it.
        My elior and i are back together... thats right i gave her another chance... this is her millionth ;) to all who dont know, elior is just my friend, i am interested in men, she is my hypothetical sweetie but shes seeing several others....
        When you put a seltzer next to the fan thing it gets really hot... just for future reference. It does not taste good and the liquid is hot and depending on the average distance from the can to the fan it becomes very hot.... making you freak out and periodically burn your hand. The great thing is that you dont actually burn your hand, in actuality the can is most likely very cool but your mind having realized the position of the can instantly tells you: BURN BURN BURN!!!!! Then you realize how very demented you are as a person and continue in life to blog about it. Yes i am an awesome person *flicks crumbs off shoulder/ shrugs* I am sitting next to an insulated swirl serve server.... pretty awesome man.
         My friend is getting his haircut at 9.33 at night... how crazy is that. 9.33 and they arrived at the hair place at 7.30... you have to wonder what the barber was doing for so very long. Im rambling and i can only imagine how much you are enjoying this...
Toodles