Sunday, March 14, 2010

Well folks thats what you get for makin Whoopee

I do believe that i am positively giddy tonight! Life is amazing......... its raining, im talking about Portsmouth, and i am fixing everything with my dearest sue. And no it has nothing to do with the title. Now trust me i would have written sooner however i have been up to here swamped with work and rehearsal and friends and sleep. Now the time has changed forward........... everybody complains about losing an hour of sleep but the truth is if you go to bed at the same time you do everynight... thats saying fake time not old time for example: 
you go to bed at 9.30 on the 1st of march but on the 14th you go to bed at 9.30 as well even though the time has changed. 
I basically just took a simple process and made it about twenty times harder.... lets put it this way we dont loose any sleep. Although i feel like i have lost about three hrs of sleep every night for the past two weeks. 
       So tonight lets talk about Cafeterias and the oddity of them....... i mean the sheer oddity. You take alot of people, you put them in a large room with a ton of tables in it and they all eat, yes eat together, but not as in one large buffet table with twenty gazillion leafs, no separate tables with separate people eating. it just baffles me the very concept of it. Nobody ever gets that but to me it is so very odd, i mean very odd. It really makes you think about society, yes society that tells us that we all must sit together and eat food, we buy food in a cue and put it on flat pieces of plastic. its all very..... socially formed. well i must sleep, i will be so much better at this when im not dying from exhaustion and stress. Au revoir mon meilleur amis Je regrete fatiguee. 

Thursday, March 04, 2010

My eyes look charming today

Today i bought and paid for my own brand new pair of Vogue name brand glasses. That's right.... no more oxidized, now silver, chipping, nose pad missing, scratched, super glued pieces of glass i was wearing... They are gold and yellow... very awesome and flashy. My kind of glasses, after a lot of bad glasses that were nothing special i took a chance and put on the shiny ones and my heart went pitter patter.... only glasses meant for you will make you go pitter patter.  im tired.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
toodles

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Never put a seltzer next to the cooling vent of a laptop

I have gone to rehearsal and everybody is horrible.... we spent a long time getting yelled at and i know that nothing will change. Its process you see, we mess up, bob gets angry, we get yelled at, we shut up for about 2.345712 seconds and then we mess up all over. Now not to be full of myself or anything but when i say we... i mean everyone else because i have done basically nothin wrong but i cant tell other people to be quiet because then they will talk behind my back and call me a b#!$*, Yes bob preaches of a family and what do we get.... backstabbing, rude, disrespectful, selffish, whiny thiefs.... yes thats right people are stealing other peoples things now. Isnt that just great and to save drama club from being closed the school is now informed. A successful charming productive family has now turned into a rotting pit of mediocreness. So now to help me get over it i am ranting about it in my blog, eating synthetic american cheese by the slice and accidently missing my mouth with a can of the worst stuff i have a round.... cranberry lime seltzer.... thats right no soda.. seltzer. Im over it.
        My elior and i are back together... thats right i gave her another chance... this is her millionth ;) to all who dont know, elior is just my friend, i am interested in men, she is my hypothetical sweetie but shes seeing several others....
        When you put a seltzer next to the fan thing it gets really hot... just for future reference. It does not taste good and the liquid is hot and depending on the average distance from the can to the fan it becomes very hot.... making you freak out and periodically burn your hand. The great thing is that you dont actually burn your hand, in actuality the can is most likely very cool but your mind having realized the position of the can instantly tells you: BURN BURN BURN!!!!! Then you realize how very demented you are as a person and continue in life to blog about it. Yes i am an awesome person *flicks crumbs off shoulder/ shrugs* I am sitting next to an insulated swirl serve server.... pretty awesome man.
         My friend is getting his haircut at 9.33 at night... how crazy is that. 9.33 and they arrived at the hair place at 7.30... you have to wonder what the barber was doing for so very long. Im rambling and i can only imagine how much you are enjoying this...
Toodles

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Oooo Burn

After debating for a very long time about getting a blog and then seeing my Sophie get a blog i have decided that i am going to copy her in ways and start my own ramble of nonsense. So now you get to hear me yap for a very long time... and trust me i will be writing for a very long time... You have to admit now im in style... oh joy. Think about it, a movie featuring Meryl Streep and Amy Adams is hit theaters about that's right blogging,and countless people have blogs including a special somebody who calls my friend... elm? i believe its elm.. i just remember it being some kind of three lettered tree. So yes this is me... i am a complete dork and you will learn to love it.
As i sit and observe the latest episode of Big Bang Theory (the greatest show ever) I have to wonder what the point is of reacting to insults? What is the purpose of sounding like an idiot after hearing someone being insulted and instantly making a noise you would characterize with a large mammal trying to find a mate, or making some intelligent remark about the overheating of an object to the point of combustion. Lets explore this:
Insulter: That's what your mom said last night
Insulted: *crickets chirp*
On looker with awesome reaction noise: Ooooo Burn!
I mean come on guys... is this really intelligent sounding at all? what is the point of this...
I would continue with this rant because this is rather short but i am being yelled at and am not enjoying this at the moment so I'm going to sign off and leave it at the note of why in the world do you act like a two year old when you hear someone being dissed.. we should just do everything that way... hey want a brownie?... oooo she got offered a brownie... hm maybe it will make life more exciting. Toodles